got work tomorrow and i cant sleep.

[ ] You were born in Singapore
[X] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[ ] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race. (I've no idea what they expect)
[ ] You have none or one sibling.
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout. (What's this?)
[x] You miss luncheon meat.(HELL YEAH)
[X] You hate Motorola branded phones. (Not really but I wouldn't pick one by choice)
[ ] You think putting an iPod earphone into your ears is cool.
[ ] You own more than 2 existing handphones.
[X] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc etc.

Total so far: 4

[ ] You love to act cute.
[X] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/hokkien etc.
[ ] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying.
[X] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food.
[X] You want to go overseas (out of Asia at least) for a decent holiday.
[X] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin.
[X] You say dust bin instead of bulk bin / trash / etc.
[ ] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier.
[ ] You have a picture of Stephenie Sun on your wall
[ ] You watched The Little Nyonya. (Yes i have not.)

Total so far: 4+5=9

[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[X] You've learnt to swim before the age of 10. (barely)
[X] You've learnt to ride the bike before the age of 12.
[ ] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an A levels exam. (nope, PSLE no stress)
[X] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE.
[X] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[ ] You miss root beer
[ ] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang
[X] You actually get lame jokes.
[ ] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world

Total so far: 9+5=14

[ ] you are kiasu.
[ ] you enjoy Hossan Leong's shows. (never really watched them)
[X] you play uno and beyblade when u were young.
[X] you go shopping wearing super simple clothing.
[ ] you think 'why call the esplanade 'esplanade'? so hard the name. call durian also can what.'
[x] you sleep during mother tongue classes
[x] you speak in english during mother tongue classes
[ ] you get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[ ]Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[X] your school bag weighs more than 1kg.

Total so far: 14+5=19

[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do (sleep!!)
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest.
[X] You smuggle food into cinemas.
[X] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc.
[X] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc.
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum. (whats that?)
[ ] You want to live like Archie and his gang. Summer vacations. wow. (unaware.)
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[ ] You chiong at a sale.
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far.

Total so far: 19+4=23


Multiply by 2 to get your Singaporean-ess percentage: 23 X 2 = 46

Then repost as 'I am ___ % Singaporean' and tag 10 friends